svveden:

how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information

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tobuildaholmes:

the-lioness-rampant:

satanmoriarty:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

well what a shitty fanfiction this is

it doesn’t even have smut

it’s just angst and tragedy

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keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

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forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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kuklarusskaya:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

omg so inspirational my life i cant

kuklarusskaya:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

omg so inspirational my life i cant

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xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

  • He said rape happens for a reason.
  • When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
  • When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
  • He’s a spoiled little brat.

Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

  • He looks ‘feminine’
  • you think he’s gay
  • His voice sounds ‘feminine’




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vampirequeen:

do u ever have those days where it feels like everybody has decided to ignore u at the same time and its like that one episode of spongebob where everybody left bikini bottom to get away from spongebob and ur spongebob

14,953 notes

dt-rex:

jaredhower:

my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional

Why is this so fucking accurate 

(Source: isaacedlahey)

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vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

image

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chazzthejazz:

theamericankid:

OK OK I’LL STAHP 

I don’t usually reblog cats, but look at the change of heart at the end.
“Why I oughta use these claws of death and just….oh, nevermind.”

chazzthejazz:

theamericankid:

OK OK I’LL STAHP

I don’t usually reblog cats, but look at the change of heart at the end.

“Why I oughta use these claws of death and just….oh, nevermind.”

45,282 notes